Massachusetts native Anthony Varela is a stand-up comedian, storyteller, and creator known online as Nobody Cares Anthony. His darkly funny takes on everyday chaos have earned him a devoted following, with millions of views across TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.

Anthony’s self-produced clips and viral rants helped launch his comedy career. In Summer 2025, he’ll debut his NEW podcast Who Cares — a mix of sharp storytelling, questionable advice, and unfiltered conversations that make fun of everything, including himself.

He’s hitting the road soon on his first-ever live tour. Catch him live or online. Sign up for his email list below to see when he will be in your city.

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